By Lonnie the Theater Lady
The nuns of Saint Helen’s Convent and School in Hoboken are going live with their first cable-access television Christmas special. What could go wrong? Nearly everything! A steady stream of comical mishaps rains down on the hapless nuns and their students. The very loose plot of “Nuncrackers” provides a satirical backdrop for the cleverly written, witty songs, double entendres, and visual humor in the show.
Meghan Child plays Sister Mary Regina, the Reverend Mother. Her strong melodic voice dazzles every one of her numbers. She’s particularly amusing when she sings “Carnival Christmas.” This song is a perfect example of the play’s irreverent yet never offensive tone.
In a touching moment, John Herrmann’s Father Virgil Manly Trott stands out as he sings “The Christmas Box” to comfort an upset child. Herrmann’s hilarious cooking demonstration scene as Sister Julia Child is over-the-top comical. His Julia Child impersonation rivals Dan Ackroyd’s SNL skit!
Joyce Miller’s mostly good-natured Sister Mary Hubert delights with her delivery of some humorous (out of character) streetwise comments. Her unmistakable, winsome vocals charm in every musical number.
Krista Strosnider is beyond amusing as her character sings, “All I Want for Christmas” is a one-night stand. However, it’s not what you think!
Sandy Boggs skillfully plays the comical Sister Mary Paul (Amnesia). Although she’s hilarious, she can’t be credited with providing comic relief, since the show is consistently funny throughout!
Six children play the students at Mt. Saint Helen’s School. Every one of them is absolutely adorable. They all sing well and look totally natural and relaxed on stage. Their “Santa’s Little Teapot” number touchingly reminds the audience of the beauty and purity of young children.
All the musical numbers are original and loaded with unexpected, sometimes surprising, witty lyrics. The parody of The Village People’s popular “In the Navy” is reimagined as “In the Convent.” A real riot!
Mount Saint Helen’s version of “The Nutcracker” ballet is not to be missed. It’s guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
Briana Ryan (costumer) and her assistant, Cindy Berg, hit the right note with whimsical touches to all costumes.
The live music provides lovely, not too loud, accompaniment and enhances the vocals.
“Nuncrackers” is a riotously funny, feel-good, tiny bit naughty, yet heartwarming show. Treat yourself to an early holiday gift — take the time to relax and laugh with this charming holiday treat!
-LtTL
“Nuncrackers” runs through December 14, Old Schoolhouse Players, Hickory, PA. For tickets and additional information, click here.
